[uncltodd]

Edley, you have to have a little, bubbly cesspool in your mind where you put things you don't like...

70 degrees?

It was 8, yeah, 8 degrees this morning.

I live and love Oklahoma. Today is Thursday.

Monday it was 70 and the little girls had to have rides. Don't go there.

Today I had to throw water on my log truck's windshield because my cheapo windshield-washer fluid was frozen.

Little Mike, ignore that little brunette at school that flips her hair at you and smiles.

Think Cobra.

Well, think about that little brunette in YOUR Cobra.

Yeah, that will work.

Merry Christmas, Mike!

All the best to you and your Dad, I wish I knew you better.

My left knee is still the size of a football and... yeah, gettin' old ain't for sissies.

UT