[uncltodd]

I'm thinking about selling Gunrack.

First she got lost in shipping in the Bermuda Triangle.

Then I shelled the engine before I even hit 100 miles.

Then the State of Oklahoma stonewalls me on registration.

Then I get run off the road and barbed wire destroys her paint job.

And the local cops are gonna write ME a ticket. Or two.

I think I'll rename Gunrack with a good, honest Injun name... Dark Cloud. That's what she carries over her.

Oh, well. There's a Country tune that goes, "Nuthin' 'bout love makes sense..."

I'm waiting for a young woman carrying a baby to show up at my front door and claim that I am the father.

Yeah, that would be a fitting end to a most unusual year.

UT