[Geardaddy]

My wife has two cats. A little skinny one and a big fat one. I

picked them up went upstairs and held them over the railing

which over looks the living room. I dropped them simultaneously

and one landed on the sofa and stayed there, the other hit the

floor then ran downstairs. I thought this was odd so I decided to

drive into town. On the way into town I noticed 9 cows in a field

but 7 were lying down and 2 were standing up, it was sunny but

cold out. I thought this was even weirder yet. On the return trip

I now noticed all 9 were laying down and concluded that all cows

are very lazy. When I returned home both cats were now

downstairs. Sometimes I think I will go insane from the

randomness of it all.

Good Luck,
Tony Fischer