Doug,
Tell Mr. Mack to send the "agent in charge of pickup" to a local bar as soon as possible. Contract for a private party at the bar on the same day. Post the date and location on Club Cobra. Arrange for a higher credit limit on your Visa. Invite all of us over to "discuss" the matter with the agent. Buy beer for the winners of the discussion! (Bring trash bags and a hose so we can clean up the bar after the party.)
Terry