[turnpike boy]

....remember that Jersey INVENTED the modern toll road. It has become a standard for money-grabbers the world around, 'specially some in the Garden(?) State.

'Course, for Jersey pols, taxes weren't enough, so they take the tollroad money too. That's the difference - in PA, there's enough space to spread out that they forget you exist. Unlike Jersey, where they don' forget nuthin.

As to ass-kickins.... Fugeddaboutit.

And there ain't nothing can be said that will take Lil' Jimmy ShortPants - and Joisey - off the Laughinstock List.