Gary, Getting that AARP card isn't so bad. I broke down and got mine a few years ago, for those 'older gentleman' discounts, of course. The trick is when to use it, so as not to be too uncool! However, I STRONGLY SUGGEST that you DO NOT order one for Susan (quantity discount you know!)...on the occaision of celebrating her 5th decade (MANY years from now) of bliss. I did this a short while ago for my wife, and is just now beginning to cook again!! Some of us Varoom types just don't get it!!
Happy B'Day!!!
Mirrorman