[uncltodd]

Kristen- I am the Old Guy, not the Old Dude, at least locally.

I would give all I have, and all I could borrow, to have a couple of Hoodlums.

I'm sure they would destroy my house while I spoiled them rotten.

Dreams for the future change as you... mature.

I'm helping five kids in college now, left voice mails with all of them yesterday. "Please touch base with the Old Guy?".

Wish in one hand and urinate in the other and see which hand fills up first.

I will never, ever, give up on the Next Generation.

The bloodsucking, inconsiderate, spoiled, underachieving little chowderheads.

How's Pepe?

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