[Wolfie]

Hey Glen if you don't want any of our "Cobra Pals" to mess with you, ya just gotta out smart them like I do. Come to the meeting wearing a pair of lederpantyhosens or a kilt like I do and none of them will mess with ya!
With my strategy they'll be so busy checking out my legs and physique that I'll be able to blow right by them all. I'm thinking I may be able to take at least 2nd place.

Hey Sid, I reserved a cart with a passanger seat, I am counting on you to ride with me. I will need someone to drop the tacks onto the track behind our cart that should give us a slight advantage. I'm also bringing a jar of vasalene to smear on some of the other cars tires. Please don't tell any of the other guys about my plan!