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Guys,
You all know I am geographically challenged! Where the heck is 22 and 12. Is that in one of the Suburbs in the great abyss beyond? How does one get there?
I mean, I live in the city; the 12 I know is 12th Street; that’s Roosevelt Road. And 22nd is Cermak. Now Roosevelt and Cermak run parallel to each other – they never cross– so where are y’all meeting?
I get it, this must be some kind of puzzle or something. I can figure this out.
Let’s see – I need to think like a ………….
Okay so, 22 is Half Day, right? And 12 is like Rand Road, right?
So, I get out my Rand McNally Map; cut-off the McNally Half and drive down the road a while – right. Okay the problem is it will be day lights saving time. That was invented by Ben Franklin, right. So I need to wear my glasses and score with a bunch of French woman. Now the only way to do that would be to drink lots of Beer. The only one I know with enough beer to make me look good lives in Hawthorn Woods. Now I can tell I am getting close. So the meeting must be near Hawthorn Woods.
Okay, there was a clue about ‘Light Them Up’. What does that mean? Well the only thing I can figure, it must be another reference to day light savings time. So day light savings means it is light ‘longer’. The key word is ‘longer’, so I would need to drive on a little longer. That would put me in Lake Zurich right. SO THAT’S IT?
But Lake Zurich is in Switzerland ? Well if my Cobra floats- I will be there.
Rich
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