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hehehe....everytime I hear a snake story, my mind flashes back to early college years....
I went back home to northeastern KY for the weekend to hang out and visit the family. One of my old high school buddies wanted to go fishing, so we went to Grayson Lake and looked for a spot.
While driving down one of the lake roads, my buddy spots a snake sunning on the pavement. Just a big black snake....nothing spectacular. It was laying in the opposite lane that we were in....
Jason proceeded to pass it and then make a 180.....He told me how bad he hated snakes......and drove up to it. While watching in his mirror, he ran over the snake with his front tires (were were in a full size Dodge truck) and then stopped when the left rear tire was sitting directly on the snake.
Now here's where it gets funny. He thinks in his head that if he powerbrakes it while on the snake, it's just gonna basically unwrap the snake right there on the road. So he puts his left foot on the brake....right on the gas....and presses down a little bit. His plan backfired, and the snake went around with the tire and was slung right up in the driver's window....
I have never heard a grown man scream like a little girl....I was laughing so hard I almost peed on myself.....
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