Ron, I sure am glad you are watching out for me. Coming up with ideas to "fill" those long winter months with activity.
I have now started doing a rain dance for Ron, on a daily basis to help the grass grow in your area. We wouldn't want you to miss a day of mowing.
I'll talk to the rain god and make sure it only rains at night, so the grass is fresh for mowing...each day.
Yeah, thanks.