Kristen,
You aren't fat. I wish I could lose 45 pounds. It seems as I get older all I have to do is walk by food and I gain weight. When I was in my 30s I was on a special diet to try and keep my weight up to above 150 pounds. Now when I think about that, it seems impossible. Now I just tell people I am not fat, I am just to short for my width.
As for the Avatar line, How about Converse Spell Checker.
Ron