THE WORLD'S BEST CHILI (MADE IN TEXAS)
A business man from Chicago was going on a trip to San Antonio.
Everyone was telling him to visit Bert's Chili House, it has world
famous chili. So after he arrived he went looking for Bert's
Chili House. To his surprise there was a line outside the door. He could smell the chili, and normally wouldn't wait in line but this
smelled so good.
Finally our man gets inside and gets a seat.
What'll ya have?", asked the waitress.
"Well, I heard you have some world famous chili and I could smell
it outside the door, and that is what I really have my heart set on."
"Well I sure am sorry, that guy over there got the last bowl. He
don't seem to be eating it though, just staring at it, you might go see if you can talk him out of it."
So the guy walks over to him, "Hi, I was told you got the last
bowl of chili?"
"Yep, that's what they told me"
" Well, are you going to eat it?"
"Nope, have at it. So the guy tastes it.
"Oh man, that is the best chili I have over eaten." he starts
scarfing it down. He gets down to almost the bottom of the bowl and finds a mouse.
He uncontrollably starts vomiting right back into the bowl.
The guy said, " Yep, that was as far as I got, too."
Ron
