Steve,
I received this from a friend who was born in Oregon and is a teacher down here now. She said pass it on to you.
Four Little Animals
(You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make!)
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out
of life is four little animals, just like my Mom always says".
The teacher asked, "Really, and what four little animals would that be?"
The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a
tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."
The teacher fainted.
Ron