Kristen,
Change the desperate house wife to Frantic Woman. They have some great T- Shirts out here that you can have anything printed on. Maybe I should think up something and send you one. Of course I would need to post the picture first as I am sure you wouldn't.
Caps just don't get as much attention.
Steve,
I learned a lot from ouor discussion about the air conditoners and I have a couple of ideas that I may try today. One is the sun shade and I am thinking of one of those sprinkler hoses that they have for places where sprinklers don't work well. I could just lay it on the ground around the bottom of the unit and it would spray up and the unit should pull some of the misty water into the inside coils. And they don't use a lot of water as you can run them low pressure in case you have one that wants to go over into the neighbor's door.
392,
Do the life like rubber dolls with batteries count as toys? They will do about anything but talk.
Ron