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IT MUST BE THE TIME OF YEAR - OR THE ALIGNMENT OF THE PLANETS - OR SOME SUCH DUMB THING.
SATURDAY I DOWNSHIFTED FROM 4TH TO 3RD AND HEARD A "LOT OF NOISE" (MUCH LIKE BOLTS AND NUTS LOOSE IN A COFFEE CAN). SHIFTED BACK INTO 4TH AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE. STOPED FOR A RED LIGHT AND WHEN STARTING OFF 1ST, 2ND AND 3RD ALL MADE THE SAME NOISE. I EASED IT INTO 4TH AND NURSED IT ABOUT A MILE TO A SHOPPING MALL WHERE I WAITED 3:20 FOR AAA TO SEND ME A FLATBED.
GOT IT HOME AND ONTO THE LIFT, WITH SOME LOCAL MUSCLE POWER, AND DRAINED THE CASE.
THERE WERE MORE DAMN TEETH IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BUCKET THAN A WEST VIRGINIA DENTAL SCHOOL.
CALLING DAVID KEE THIS AFTERNOON.
Y'ALL HAVE A REALLY GREAT DAY.
BLACKJACK
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It's impossible to make anything FOOLPROOF - - Because FOOLS are so ingenious.
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