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WATCH OUT FOR THE OLD "FARTS" THEY HAVE BEN AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO OUT SMART
YOU......... ONE OF THE " ORIGINAL OLD FARTS"


> A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his
> chicken coop.
>
> The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old
> fart, time for you to retire."
> The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
> these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me
> have the two old hens over in the corner?"
>
>
> The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking
> over."
>
> The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you
> around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over
> the entire chicken coop."
>
> The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old
> man. So, just to be fair I will give you a head start."
>
> The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
> rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of
> the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is
> already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
>
> The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front
> porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and
> - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits.
>
> The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit ... third gay
> rooster I bought this month."
>
>
>
> Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and
> treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
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