Wow Richie that was just awsome! I don't care, nor believe what the others say about you, it is obvious to me that you are a "literate servant",not an "idiot servant"
very "Rainman" like. That story that is going around of you being kicked in the head by a mule down on the farm as a child is starting to make sense now. Though the story about the biker broad shooting out your tire at 100 mph still sounds just a little far fetched to me. More likely your tire blew out when you accidently ran over that vagrant homeless blind guy wearing sandles and peddle pusher pants and a straw sumbrero. The guy that was pushing a shopping cart full of empty beer and pop cans and looking for a place to spend the night. I'm just saying that because I read in the papers that they found traces of blue paint on the guy's head, neck, shoulders,stomach, arms,buttocks and front side of buttocks and on the under carraige of his shopping cart and we all noticed that 2" scratch on your right front fender!
So you might as well fess up and drop that motocycle -hudolum -shotgun -shootin nonsense and admitt to the "truth" as I see it.
