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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his
> > toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
> > "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
> > heaven?"
> >
> >
> >
> > Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
and
> > watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the
> > comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
> >
> >
> >
> > Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
> > adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
> > started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem The
little
> > boy heard the door- bell ring, so he hurried to open the door, there
stood
> > Grand- ma's minister.
> >
> >
> >
> > The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."
> >
> >
> >
> > The minister fainted.