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Folks ..This is the Main Event of the evening in the Lebanon Dragway Arena !
A heavy weight bout sanctioned and governed by Northeast LICR rules.
Essentially that means THERE ARE NO RULES.

And.....Fighting out of the Lane 1 corner, wearing the "Z" Labeled Copper driving trunks, known as a Relentless Hard Hitting Fast Driving competitor
"Vito The Heart Stopper !!"

Fighting out of the Lane 2 corner, wearing the DYC Labeled Yellow trunks with "perfect" Symmetrical White Colored Stripes, known for his Heart Wrenching Hard Hitting Humor , representing the Jack Daniels Foundation is "Bill The I Want Your Freakin Pink Slip !"

This will be a 11-12 second event with a 3 knockdown rule AFTER the race. Final judging to be determined by the sanctioned LICR Trash Talk Commitee! The third man in the ring tonight will be none other than "God Himself" for this is truly a life or death fight for reputational impunity !!

The referree briefs the racers. "Vito ..do you know the rules we went over in your Copper dressing room?" "Yes...you say 1 ..then I GO on 2 !"
"Compy... do you know the rules we went over in the Yellow dressing room?" "Yes....You say 1. ..I flip Vito the finger to distract him then I GO !"

Very good then....You racers make it (ahem) fair and may the best man drink free. Ding-Ding !!!