[Ron61]

Circumcised

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went
back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did
it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back
of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his
desk with his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom!" He said "I did," he said, "And she
told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up
from school."