BLUENECKS!
Blue Necks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks. Because of
Redneck
jokes, here are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners
(or how
Northerners sometimes think of themselves
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF.
Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you call them
"You guys," even if both of them are women.
You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY.
You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the Side
of the road.
You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"
Correctly.
For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits.
You don't know what a moon pie is. You have probably never watched a
Moon pie in a microwave.
You've never had an RC Cola.
You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled.
You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
You have no idea what a polecat is.
You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.
You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get His
own TV fishing show.
You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"- instead of "Cokes.
You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife Show.
You have never been hep'd.
You think more money should go to important scientific research at your
university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.
You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.
You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
You call binoculars opera glasses.
You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of
the road and stopping.