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Three young college girls fresh out of graduation decided to take a trip to Mexico for the weekend to celebrate. They left Friday, had a great time and woke up Monday in a Mexican jail rememberning nothing about the whole weekend. Then they found they were to be excuted by the electric chair and no one would tell them what they did.
As they strapped the first girl, a redhead from Utah into the chair, she yelled, I am from Salt Lake City and a graduate of Brigham Young University and I know God will not let an innocent person be electrocuted. They threw the switch and nothing happened. The guards quickly released her, bowed and asked forgiveness.
The second girl, a brunett from back East, yelled that she was a law graduate from Harvard and she was convinced that justice would not let an innocent person be electrocuted. They threw the switch and once again nothing happend. The guards quickly released her, apologized and said she was indeed innocent and then moved onto the last of the three girls a BLONDE.
After strapping her into the chair she yelled, I am an electrical engineering graduate from the University of Arkansas and I am telling you Idiots right now that you aren't going to elctrocute anyone unless you plug this thing in over there where the plug is laying in the floor.
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