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Old 07-01-2006, 07:50 PM
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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey,
25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to
sleep every night with a hot 25-year old. Now, we have a
nice house, nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV, but I'm
sleeping with a 50-year old woman. It seems to me that you are not
holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find
a hot 25-year old, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and
sleeping on a sofa bed.
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