[Fred Z]

Guys....they definitly can walk to a differernt drummer........sometimes to a completely other "band"......here is what I mean......they are the same ones that ask about the 'nice vette' or cute 'jag'........just amazing.....


THEY WALK AMONG US!


My colleague and I were eating lunch in our cafeteria when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

THEY WALK AMONG US!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped . . . She keeps it in her trunk . . .


THEY WALK AMONG US . . .

My friends and I were on a beer run, and noticed that the cases were discounted ten percent. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The cashier multiplied two times 10%, and gave us a 20% discount . . . (I'll drink to that!)

THEY WALK AMONG US!

I was hanging out with a friend, when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend asked, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turnedher head?"

I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart - no matter which way the head is turned...


THEY WALK AMONG US . . .

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled, and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional, and I was in good hands. "Now,"
she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?"

THEY WALK AMONG US!


Oh, there is more....just didn't want to control the thread...but what a crock!!

fRed.