[cobra de capell]

A beautiful, stacked blonde in a minidress is causing a disturbance in the local supermarket, as she runs frantically up and down the aisles, alternately placing her hands over her ears , then her breasts, and then her groin area..then repeating the seqeuence...Finally the store manager gets through the circle of men who have surrounded her, and he asks .."Lady what are you doing?..you're causing a riot in my store..." "Sorry" she replies..but I'm so absent minded..I was just trying to remember my shoppping list...Two ears of corn, two quarts of milk, and Fantastik!"