My Next Car!
I just got a new Lincoln Town Car, and returned to the dealer the next week, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated ... "Watch this ."
He said, "Nelson!"
The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he replied ... and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
I drove away happy and for the next few days every time I'd say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, or if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them and yelled ... "ASSHOLES!" The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by Rev. Jesse Jackson on guitar, Al Sharpton on drums, and Howard Stern on kazoo.
Damn! I love this car!
Ron
