[Cobrabill]

The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant
gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat
belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your
trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you
safely to your destination.

Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear
her right? Is the captain a woman?" When the attendants came
by with the drink cart, he said "Did I understand you right?
Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is
female." "My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and
sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up
there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no
longer call it the cockpit."

"It's the Box office."