[cobra de capell]

Okay, I'll try again.

A man goes into an ice cream store. He orders a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate.

"Sir, we're out of chocolate."

"Okay, I'll have a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate."

"Sir, like I said, we're outa chocolate."

"Right, then I'll have a scoop of butter pecan and a scoop of chocolate."

"Sir, can you spell van in vanilla?"

"V-A-N."

"And can you spell straw in strawberry?"

"Sure. S-T-R-A-W."

"Now, can you spell frick in chocolate?"

"There's no frick in chocolate."

"THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU - THERE'S NO FRICKIN' CHOCOLATE!"