Bernie,
Kids are such a joy (at times) aren't they?
Ever wonder why when they put the camera on a kid at a sporting event, he always says "HI, MOM! instead of "HI, DAD!" ???
You are playing against a stacked deck, buddy. I suggest you better tell the truth from now on, the ladies ALWAYS seem to find out. Too bad intelligence agencies aren't as good as they are at recruiting spies.
Cheers!
Dave