I'd make a comment about the most reliable, least expensive, easiest to get parts for, best bang for the buck motor in the UK,,, but then I would hate myself, would have to wash my mouth out with soap and be depressed for three days...
And by the way, under no circumstances would I be caught wearing a 'bowtie' at a car show (well, unless I was in the UK, then MAYBE)!
...bet that leaves our English friend scratching his head.