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Suicide doves are called
pigeons.
I have to park my daily driver out in the street when I take out the Cobra. I had about 3 feet of my front yard paved when they did the road so I could park a car in front of the house. The street is narrow, so the telephone lines run exactly over the middle of the car.
If I leave it there for a day, it looks like a spotted leopard. The birds (including sea gulls) love to sit on the lines and poop all over the car. I never leave the Cobra out front.
GM did a study about 10 years ago to determine what colors the birds liked to poop on. I forget the results, but the birdies around here love blue.