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Wine Helps...

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars
for dinner.The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of
dinner?""No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied."Will you use
it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked"No I don't waste
time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to
stay alive.""Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the
woman asked."Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair
done in 20 years!""Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money.
"Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself
tonight."The homeless Woman was astounded."Won't your hubby be furious with you for
doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."The
woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks
like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."