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Old 11-20-2006, 07:44 PM
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The Big Digs

Scottish scientists dig down 1,000 meters, find traces of copper wire dating back 1,500 years and conclude their ancestors had a telephone network.

A few weeks later, English scientists dig to a depth of 2,000 meters, find traces of 2,000-year-old fiber-optic cable and conclude their ancestors had an Internet system.

Not to be outdone, Irish scientists, after digging down 5,000 meters in a County Mayo bog, report finding absolutely nothing, concluding that 5,000 years ago, their ancestors were already using wireless technology.
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