[mdmull]

Wondering if any of you guys have any information in regards to a break-in at my shop sometime over the weekend. There is a reward offered for any information leading to the identity of the person or persons that trespassed, entered my shop and left without apparently taking anything, although the beer inventory has not been updated. Some of the clues that were left, which I have discovered after honing my skills watching CSI (all versions), include a mysterious cell call to one of my agents on Saturday, and a clock hanging on the wall with a picture of my car on the face. The clock is being tested for DNA (ick), fingerprints, & beer residue. I believe that Jerry's satellites may have tracked the offender/offenders as they have had a surveillance order on some of the suspicious characters in this club for some time.
All can look forward to this happening to you as the clock is very nice.

Michael