Actually you should wash the Frog and then put him in your microwave for about 4 minutes. No having to use knives or anything like that.
On a serious note, I read in the paper where some woman back East had put her new baby in the microwave. That is almost beyond belief. I haven't seen where she said why she did it that way, but she should be put in one. That is really a sad state of affairs when people sink to this level.
Ron