[Anthony]

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend
down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice
view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she
was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car !!