[Wolfie]

I believe that Pat's cheerfull smile maybe produced under durress as Marty appears to have a very cinical stern look in his eyes and I believe that he maybe pressing on a pressure point in her back.

Although Pat claims that she slipped on the ice and disslodged a few of her teeth and bruised her arm, neck, legs, back, shoulders and feet and chest areas during her fall , that it had almost nothing to do with the small scratch to Marty's pride and joy.

Marty told me in the strictest of confidence that he was not at all upset with Pat for the little scratch on his red car 'cause he was thinking about having it painted Titanium with black stripes anyway and as far as the missing teeth, well, he told me that Pat has been struggling with paradontelginvinitesparanormaldisplacia disease for many years which would most definitley explain the sudden loss of teeth. That only leaves us for a loss as how she may have recieved the contusions and bruises! Or do we accept Marty's expanation of a rough night of cat and mouse play involving hickies after a latenight out at the Algonquin Taco Bell for dinner scinerio?

Man it is amazing what a person can learn from watching CSI Miami staring Marty's cusine David Caruso on CBS every night of the freakin week.