Marty went drinking after the snake and eggs, picked up two Algonquin girls was parked in the driveway.
He THOUHGHT Patty was ringing the bell ,but AHHA! Busted!!!!!!!!
Patty senced something was up and caught Marty RED HANDED (they don't call him Red for nothin').
That's when Marty freaked out and messed up his get away.
His sinister plan had been foiled!
BUT WAIT! The getaway was clear..... back out of the yard through the neighbors yard and on to route 83!
"Yes I can make it " he thought.
Just when he hit the accelerator one of the girls garters got stuck in the steering wheel and....
Well, the rest as they say "IS HISTORY"
Don't ask me how I know....
I could tell you, but you know, then I would have to kill you.
Darkman (no not Sid)