The state of football in Detroit
A Detroit Lions family of fans has tickets to Sunday afternoon game. First they attend church and to be sure as not to put the tickets in the collection plate in error, the father leaves them on the dashboard of the family car in the church parking lot.
After church they rush out to leave for the game and to their horror they see the drivers side window had been smashed out............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................and six more tickets left on the dash!!!!
How do you keep lions out of your yard?
Put up goalposts!!!!!!!!!!1
