The Blonde Son
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far
away called his brother and told him, "Just do something nice for dad in
my name and send me the bill."
Later, he got a bill for $200, which he paid. The next month, he got
another bill for $200, which he also paid, figuring it was some
incidental expense...
However, bills for $200 kept arriving each month, and finally the man
called his brother again to find out what was going on...
"Well," said his befuddled blonde brother, "you said to do something
nice for dad, so I rented him a tuxedo!"
