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*1st Hellooo!*

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flip a coin, one team got it and for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like ... Hellooo? It's only 25 cents!!!

*2nd Hellooo!*

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking. One blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Hellooo, can you see Florida?"

*3rd Hellooo!*

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who acquired two new dogs, and asked what their names were. The blonde responded by saying one was named Rolex and the other Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of naming dogs like that?"
"HELLOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"