Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange English Language Definitions
English language
Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonald's.
Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney Buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall
Bernadette Burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize Bur'-gler-ize: What a crook sees with
Control kon-trol': A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers : Workers who put together kitchen
cabinets
Eclipse i-klips': what an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper i'-drop-ur: a clumsy ophthalmologist
Heroes hee'-rhos: what a guy in a boat does
Left Bank left' bangk': what the robber did when his bag was full of
loot
Misty mis'-tee: How golfers create divots
Paradox par'-u-doks: two physicians
Parasites par'-uh-sites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist arm'-uh-sist: a helper on the farm
Polarize po'-lur-ize: what penguins see with
Primate pri'-mat: removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Relief: Ree-leef': what trees do in the spring
Rubberneck: Rub'-er-nek: what you do to relax your wife
Seamstress seem'-stres: describes 250 pounds in a size six
Selfish sel'-fish: what the owner of a seafood store does
Subdued sub-dood': like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like,
submarines, man
Sudafed: sood'-a-fed: bringing litigation against a government official
