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Old 01-21-2007, 12:42 AM
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Default Prison Break

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a

young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a

chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets

on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: Listen,

this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably

spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed

your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he

tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is

obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be

strong, honey. I love you !

His wife responds: He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my

ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had

any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you,too.


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