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Three third graders in East Texas(a Hispanic kid, a Black kid and a
Redneck kid) are on the play ground at recess.

The Hispanic kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has
the largest weenie," he says. "Okay." They all agree.

The Hispanic kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.

"That's nothing," says the Black kid. He whips his out and proudly shows
that his is at least an inch longer.

Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not only
the longest & biggest, but the fattest too.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him
what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had amath
test and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my
friends and I played a new game called "Let's see who has the largest weenie."

"What kind of game is that, honey ?" asks the mother.

"Well, me, Javon and Jose each pulled out our weenies and I had the
biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is that true,Mom?"

Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one."