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Colonoscopy One-Liners

Doc, you are boldly going where no man has gone before.

Can you hear me now?

Are we there yet?

You know, in Arkansas we are now legally married.

Now I know how a muppet feels.

If your glove does not fit, you must quit!

Let me know if you find my dignity.

You used to be an executive at Enron didn't you?

Could you write a note to my wife saying my head isn't up there?