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> * What Do You Do All Day?
> >>
> >> A man came home from work and found his three
> >> Children outside, still
> >> In their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty
> >> Food boxes and wrappers
> >> Strewn all around the front yard.
> >>
> >> The door of his wife's car was open, as was
> >> The front door to the house
> >> And there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding
> >> Into the entry , he found
> >> An even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked
> >> Over, and the throw rug was
> >> Wadded agai nst one wall.
> >>
> >> In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a
> >> Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and
> >> Various items of clothing.
> >>
> >> In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink,
> >> Breakfast food was spilled on the
> >> Counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog
> >> Food was spilled on the floor,
> >> a broken glass lay under the table, and a
> >> Small pile of sand was spread
> >> By the back door.
> >>
> >> He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over
> >> Toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was
> > worried
> >> She might be ill, or that
> >> Something serious had happened.
> >>
> >> He was met with a small trickle of water as it
> >> Made its way out the bathroom door.
> >>
> >> As he peered inside he found wet towels,
> >> Scummy soap and more t oys
> >> Strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a
> >> Heap and toothpaste had been
> >> Smeared over the mirror and walls.
> >>
> >> As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife
> >> Still curled up in the bed
> >> In her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up
> >> At him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
> >> He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What
> >> Happened here today?"
> >>
> >> She again smiled and answered, "You know every
> >> Day when you come home
> >> From work and you ask me what in the world I do all
> >> Day?"
> >>
> >> "Yes," was his incredulous reply
> >> She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
> >>
> >> Send this page to another woman.
> >>
> >> Priceless
> >