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Two guys, one 75 and one 70, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 75 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 70 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 75 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 70 year old stops at the bakery. He says to the lady, "I want 5 loaves of rye bread." She says, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard."

Amazed he replies, "I can't believe it! Everybody in the world knows about this stuff but me!"