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Fred
I think you have contracted "Froggie Fever". Although it is not fatal, the sufferer has grand delusions regarding their pets, ultimately leading to decapitation of the said pet.
The only known cure is to "kiss the turtle". The negative energy stored in the turtle sucks the poison out of the sufferers body, ultimately leading to normal behavior within a decade or so.
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Warren
'Liberals are maggots upon the life of this planet and need to get off at the next rotation.' (Jamo 2008)
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