[Ron61]

Woodpecker Logic

A Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker, who had managed
to
fly across the ocean to Hawaii , were arguing about which place had
the
toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker led him to a tree that no
woodpecker could peck! The Californian woodpecker challenged him and
promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian
woodpecker was in awe.

The Californian woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to
peck a tree in California that was absolutely un-peckable. The
Hawaiian
woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the
challenge. So after flying to California , the Hawaiian woodpecker
successfully pecked the tree with no problem.

The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California
woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian
woodpecker was able to peck the California tree when neither one was
able to peck the tree in their own state?

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same
conclusion:
Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.